Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is...– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
So this one time, at camp...
Some girls were trying to guess my major. And I told them it was something in the arts. And the first guess I got was: “Is it whittling?” So, I am subsequently changing my major to whittling. I just thought you guys should be informed.
Happy 4th of July everyone!